MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE!

The most DANGEROUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD

• Name : Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)
• Location : Throughout the world
• Description :
• One eyed with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin)
• Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit (spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet)
• Size varies from 3-12 inches depending on its mood and sub-species.
• Symtoms : This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in inconspicious bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is usually non fatal.
• BEWARE : It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
• Habitat : Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
• Antidote : Various types of vaccines available for women. However once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
• What to do when attacked :
• Tourniquet : Do not apply tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
• Cutting the wound : This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
• Sucking the wound : This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
• Searching for antivenom:

1. Place for fingers of the right hand arouns the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggresive, very rigid and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

• Conclusion : This snake, although very aggresive and active, is not necessary a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet!

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